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Coil Town
Dave’s
Place
Toast
Here…
Bill
Most
ovoy
8
Mitt
and Suzy
Rose
and Roosevelt Glower
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Daves Place
 
Daves Place Lives on. In a University Town.
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It’s
not drink, it’s the people David hated
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It
might work out.
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I
might do the Army but this dream hit me.
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It’s
a good dream about flying.
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Then
something went wrong. We
vanished
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This
school is slow
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Yeah,
There are only 4 or 5 beautiful people
  
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If
that.
Someone should care about it.
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You
have to know with your eyes and mind’
Satirical
wit producing guffaws must trouble you. Answering she says, “Not a
lot I snack”
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Of
course.
They all say they wouldn’t
 
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They
wont
But We Will
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What
do you think?
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You
mean Dave or Bill
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Paul
might work.
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Are
you going for soldiers
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Sort
of. Well see boy or girl. 
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I’d
want girls.
 
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As
the center I have to be at basketball in five.
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Ask
them what they find attractive
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Cool
a big guy mission
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We
need some girls into it.
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Isn’t
that the truth?
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They
will tell if it’s not the big guy wanting it. “figs fornication
and food” “Wine and Magic dust foster forgetfulness. “
“Greeking off won’t crucify the lord”
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So
Bill what kind of mate do you like.-
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Well
I’m cool but you guys are up to something.
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Honest
it’s not a pig date thing.
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Really
what’s he or she look like
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Well 5’7”
to 5’9 either voluptuous or athletic.
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Are
you going to say blonde?
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Where
is the fetus going to gestate?
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In
the usual place nimrod the first.
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It’s
just like your not talking about cloning them.
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Yes
I do think of that.
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Then
it’s him.
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Yes
but I have big plans for them..
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Shoot,
how was hoops?
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Coach
made us work.
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You
know who is in the room with Cindy.
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There
both into it.
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Whoa,
why
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They
want those guys never to leave the area after there career choice.
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Target
age is 20
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You
mean 21
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For
us yes.
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Its
too risky Tim to make me, Cindy the cool the nudge.
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You
mean you can’t get into it.
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I
can but I won’t just to hear how it works out.
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I’ll
get the girl and the nudge
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I
will signify with a message around his 21sr
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You
think you can hang onto school with him
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So
let us call ourselves something
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Like
what?
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The
Selective Selectors.
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Ok
So the out of town girlfriend will give it up when she is here
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No
problem.
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She
will act as the collector.
She
will need a nudge.
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Why
did you get the project
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People
always say make the biggest one.
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It’s
a bear.  c
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Cindy
did you get the scientist lined up.
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Yes,
we can harvest for up to 5 years in the cool freezer
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I
can’t my eye condition would be no. Who is it C?
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Shoot
they stole the out of town girl over at the Kappas.
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No
way.
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And
she squealed that someone carried him at home.
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I
want to get our girl in there.
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And
I want a kosher nudge.
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The
Hill!?!
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Hey
Bill do you want to play racquetball.
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Why
sure Cindy. I’m pretty
good.
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Sorry
about the butt shot.
Let’s call it a hinder.
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www.mostosoft.com
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So we work on these things and go to the
insurance meetings so we can make doc rich one day/. , You should feel lucky
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Work
is fun streaming NBC.COM
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You
Need Food at an Internet Cafe
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Smart stuff
wins. Not true the pantry key
wins.
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Jim
plays more golf and no one cares.
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Forks,
Sex and Guns, Video Games and Sex with someone.
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Looks
like a good machine.
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So we work on these things and go to the
insurance meetings so we can make doc rich one day/. , You should feel lucky
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Work
is fun streaming NBC.COM
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You
Need Food at an Internet Cafe
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Smart stuff
wins. Not true the pantry key
wins.
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Jim
plays more golf and no one cares.
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Forks,
Sex and Guns, Video Games and Sex with someone.
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Looks
like a good machine.
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